My video profile

What’s up? I’m Ilia, and welcome to my video profile!	Medium shot of me. Transition to a close up of me.
The only qualifications I have are the ones a got from school. I finished school with 13 grade A*-C GCSE’s. I’m pretty proud of that accomplishment. And that’s about it qualification-wise.	White text with green outlines  positioned in the center of the screen asking ‘What are your qualifications?’
I don’t have a lot of work experience, but I am currently looking for a part time job. For my work experience at school I worked for 2 weeks at WHSmith. It was a decent job, not too hard, it’s a pretty cool part time job and nothing more. I also worked for a week in construction with my dad, it was a tad difficult but pretty cool nevertheless.	White text with green outlines  positioned in the center of the screen asking ‘Do you have any work experience?’ Low angle of a WHSmith store. A picture of a construction site.
In the future I’d love to become a director. It seems like an amazing job and I could create pretty much any type of movie I want depending on my skill level. Like a bunch of dancing unicorns beating up a Sharkbear! Who wouldn't want to see that?	White text with green outlines  positioned in the center of the screen asking ‘What are your future plans?’ Possibly a gif animation of unicorns beating up a half shark half bear.
One of my main interests is music, and I’m a huge fan of rock and metal. In my opinion, rock artists produce some of the greatest music out there.	White text with green outlines  positioned in the center of the screen asking ‘What is one of your main interests?’ Footage of games and youtube.
I gotta go with Rise against, Killswitch engage, System of a down, the offspring , 3 days grace and many more, I don’t have enough fingers to count all of them!	Title screen asking ‘Favorite bands?’ Footage captured from my computer with a list scrolling down through my favorite bands. Pictures of some of my favorite bands.
Of course! In my spare time I enjoy a little bit of gaming and a lot of internet browsing. I find a lot of interesting information on a daily basis as well as tons of entertaining video footage.	Title screen asking  ‘Any other interests?’ Close up on a computer. Video captured footage of the youtube homepage.
Nope, I’m all out of stuff to say! This has been my video profile, thanks for viewing and I hope the next time you see me will be when I become a great head wizard at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy! Have a great day!	White text with green outlines  positioned in the center of the screen asking ‘Anything else?’ Wizard hat edited onto my head. Transition from Eye level camera to High angle. Fade out at the end.

Angry birds in real life

This hilarious video was presumably filmed somewhere in Russia, it basically shows 2 guys throwing pigeons at each other with a touch of humorous Kung Fu poses which adds on to the hilarity of the video. Judging by the quality of this video, it was recorded recently as the video capturing device is of really high quality. The main purpose of this video is to entertain people and make them laugh, at which it succeeds doing so.In my opinion, the target audience is everyone except for those who don't like to see animals being mistreated. There were slight editing tweaks made in this video which are the watermark at the bottom right corner, and the ending sequence telling people to subscribe and check out more videos.

NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR

The video is a simple reaction filmed by the parents of the kid you see in the video. Upon unpacking his present for christmas, the little kid goes eccentric with energy as he is really excited with the present he received, which is a nintendo 64, as it was popular at the time this video was recorded. The reason why the resolution of the video is so poor is due to the fact that it was recorded back in the 90's and the cameras weren't as advanced as they are now. The target audience for this video is everyone as it is packed with hilarity with enough for a whole family. The purpose of this video is to simply entertain.
There was no editing involved with this whatsoever.

John West salmon

This video is just simple internet advert filled with 2 objectives, entertain and advertise. At first it doesn't seem like an advert whatsoever, it looks more like it was recorded via someones phone camera, which adds on to the surprise of what you're about to see, as it is a random fisherman attacking and engaging in a fight with a bear for a fresh fish. It is supposed to symbolize how hard John West employees work in order to deliver fresh and delicious fish. The immaturity of this video might suggest that it is targeted at kids and teenagers, but then again, it could even make adults laugh AND fish is well suited for everybody. I wouldn't expect the budget that went into this video to be super high, as all they probably used was 2 actors, a cheap camera and a bear outfit.

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